Jessica Alba's Ass

Ya’ see what happens when the suit starts to shrink. Ya’ gotta go get it man. Hey, if mija is OK with pullin’ the junk outta the trunk in public…then she must be alright with us looking at it right? It almost looks like Jessica is picking her ass in this one but I’m fine with that. Movie stars asses get itchy too ya’ know!

OK, I don’t EVEN know what this one is all about alright. Kinda looks like she might be spreading her ass for me. So, I’m a freak…and whats your story? But I bet you wanna see more of her spreading her ass too.

Yeah I know, she doesn’t have a white ass, the contradiction in terms just seemed funny to me. Like “Jessica Alba is really a wedda”…so sue me…I’m broke. If you look at this pic REAL closely, you’ll see a pube or three. Well, maybe not but, you can try visiting Celebs Hacked and you’ll think you have smell-o-vision. Ok, I’m lyin’ again man…but going there will be the closest you’ll ever get to Jessica Alba’s Ass. ENJOY!

Odelay Vatos! And like welcome to the latest and greatest edition of Jessica Alba’s ass, where we’re gonna try to shed a little light on this cute little chicana’s bangin’ ass. Maybe we can use some of the light bouncin’ off of those perky little ‘highbeams’ of hers. Seriously, one quick turn and she’s gonna put someone’s eye out with those things. Our friends at Celebs Hacked have some of the only topless shots of Jessica available on their site.

OK…enough talk about those ‘chachadingas‘ of hers. I know you wanna take a look at the rest of her. Maybe with a little less clothes on. So first I’ll start the show with some lovely beach attire (hey I sound just like one of those real announcer type dudes). Here is one of her, all wet and half naked in a bikini. I’m not tryin’ to be a baboso or anything like that…but hell, I’d do her…I’m just sayin’ man. But, I need to turn her around so you can get a look at that fine little chicana ass of hers.










So here’s the flip side. Even if she is being felt up by some other puto. I mean just look at this shot man. Don’t you just love the way those two legs go all the way up and make a complete ass of themselves? I know I do. To put it another way, hhhmmm….she’s so too much. I just wanna take a big bite outta that apple shaped ass! Guess I’ll just have to settle for a few more wet and drippy shots of her.

Hey homes, check out the tattoo on her crack! It’s a nice little bow…you know, like her ass is a gift…get it. Say, who’s leg do you have to hump to get a present from her? That is one gift I would LOVE to receive. Shoot she could even treat me like the dog that I am too. I can sit on the concrete all day long and lick water from her bowl (know what I mean ‘ese). Hell, I’ll be happy to trade places with that puppy any day if I could see some more of that gift wrapped ass!

Hijo la chingao man! This is the type of doggie I wanna see when I start thinking about Jessica Alba’s Ass. All greased up, on all fours with her bikini pulled up nice & tight in all the right places. They got more of that for you over HERE man.

See, she knows what I’m talkin’ about man. Sometimes it jus’ don’ feel right, if it ain’t pulled nice an’ tight. Actually I’d like to see it pulled the other way. I’d much rather see her ass naked…and who wouldn’t. But this is pretty close you know man. Hey dudes, if you want to try to get even closer than this, then visit the guys over at Celebs Hacked and check out some more pictures of Jessica with even LESS clothes on.

She did a much better job of ‘giving it a good pull‘ in this picture if you catch my drift. I posted this pic mainly because its #1.) Jessica Alba’s Ass, #2.) all wet and salty and stuff, #3.) stickin’ right out there, #4.)…I guess thats pretty much it man. Ya’ wanna see more…do what I did and cruise on over HERE. You can get access to the rest of her salty, wet pics almost instantly.

Now this one I posted just because, well…hell I just REALLY like her profile from this angle. Just look at the way Jessica’s ass can hang out of a bikini. I’ve seen a heck of a lot of shots of this little chiquita running around in a skimpy two piece like this, and occasionally without one over at my friend’s website. This mijita bonita KNOWS she looks entirely too good in a bikini and doesn’t care who sees. But HEY…if you got it, then you flaunt it…thats what I say. TE AMO BABY!

She so good at this position I gotta show it again. Something about a wet Jessica on her knees that gets me going. And she seems to just assume that position as much as possible too. Could be my imagination…who knows.